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Headcannon: Dr. Strange (nails)

So I’m gonna turn this into a story at some point but I wanted to post the outline as soon as I got the idea. I’m just in love with Stephen getting his nails done. Sorry for the long post :D


Since the tremor in his hands is so bad and he doesn’t have an electric razor at home, he can’t really shave or cut his nails. Christine used to do it for a while but when he drove her away, he needed to find an alternative. So he went to a salon around the corner that did hair and nails and ever since then, has been going there every Saturday. His weekly appointments lead to all of the hairdressers and nail technicians getting to know him pretty well. It happens the other way around, too!

So when the Avengers, especially Tony notice his weekly absences and how he seems to…glow after his regular secret excursions, they become curious. Tony finally is the one to muster up the courage to ask him if he has some super secret mission, fighting against some otherdimensional monster or something like that – in private, of course. Stephen laughs for a whole minute until he can catch himself and his breath again. Then he refuses to answer Tony directly, instead inviting him to come along with him next Saturday. Tony agrees.

The closer it gets to Saturday, the more excited and giddy Tony grows. Is he about to enter a different dimension? Fight some alien monster? See the wonders of another world? But when Stephen sling-rings into Tony’s office on Saturday morning he reassures him that the Iron Man suit really won’t be necessary. A bit disappointed but still curious, Tony follows him through a portal and steps out in front of a…hair salon?

To say his expression is confused would be an understatement. Stephen ushers him inside, though. As soon as they enter, it becomes obvious to Tony that Stephen really is a regular here. Stephen starts greeting all of the people working in the salon and some of the other customers. He asks about one woman’s mother and her broken hip, about another’s back pain and congratulates a man on the birth of his first child. They talk jovially for a while, joking and laughing together. Tony feels like he’s watching a theatre play. What. Was. Happening.

Stephen goes on to introduce Tony to everyone as his friend from work and surprisingly, no one in the salon gives the slightest indication that they recognise him as the billionaire Tony Stark. Although Stephen has only mentioned his first name, the woman approaching him with a chair cloth in one hand and scissors in the other addresses him as Mr. Stark, so they do know how he is. They just don’t let it show and he appreciates that greatly. It’s…kind of nice, for once, to feel normal and anonymous.

So Stephen and Tony get a haircut. Together. And that’s not even all of it. Afterwards they’re getting their nails done, too. Tony feels like they’re two school girls getting mani-pedi on girls night out. But that part is actually quite nice, too, they even get a little foot and hand massage. It takes him a little effort to admit that to himself. Although, why shouldn’t men be enjoying this kind of treatment? He had a very stressful life himself, so getting pampered for an hour was not the worst thing to be doing on the weekend.

When they’re all done and standing outside the salon again, Tony tells Stephen that he thinks it’s a pretty weird thing to keep secret, since it’s nothing bad or shameful and how he expected something completely different. Stephen doesn’t answer, just holds up his hands to Tony. Tony looks at them in confusion until he realises with a jolt of guilt, that – of course – the tremor in Stephens hands would prevent him from cutting his nails and maybe even shaving. He closes his eyes for a second, feeling a pit open up in his stomach as he watches the trembling of Stephens scarred fingers. Tony wonders, then, if Stephen is in pain a lot.

But when he opens his mouth to say something, Stephen just smiles – can Tony sense a little sadness in that smile? – and pulls the sling ring from his pocket, opening up a portal to bring Tony back to his office. When Tony thanks Stephen for trusting him with his secret he also tells him that it will stay between the two of them, if he wants. Stephen thinks on that for a moment, before deciding that Tony’s right, it’s not a shameful thing so why keep it secret any longer? Tony pulls Stephen into a quick but tight hug before letting him go again. Stephen stiffens for a second but then gently returns the hug.

“You’re welcome to join me any Saturday.” And with a smirk on his face he gives Tony a wink before disappearing into another portal.

Tony thinks he’s gonna free up at least one Saturday a month to accompany Stephen to his no longer secret place. He goes back to work smiling and with stunningly well-groomed nails and hair.

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astraldemise

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said "i feel good because i did the right thing". and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

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renthebarbarian

Not to Spirk on main, but I think the dichotomy of Spock trying to mold himself into the perfect Vulcan for T’Pring and forcing himself to be more “human” for Chapel proves that he doesn’t belong with either of them. The point of Spock has never been about cleansing himself of emotions, OR releasing that secret inner human that doesn’t exist. The point has always been for Spock to be comfortable that he doesn’t fit neatly in either box; he’s just Spock. He needs someone who makes him feel okay just being himself. And that has always historically been Kirk.

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Originally posted by fancytrek

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slippery-domjot-balls

It's Sisko Wiggle Wednesday

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noratheelk

WHY DOES HE WALK LIKE THIS???? I was recently watching an episode with my friend and we had to roll it back because we kept laughing over the dialogue 😭

Why does he do that?

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zootndingo

The Sisko Shimmy.

And for your consideration, the Boimler Boogie:

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noratheelk

This is my favorite thread now

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We are wiggling the week away!

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emilybeemartin

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

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*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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emilybeemartin

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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mavaris

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

emilybeemartin

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

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A few months later

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All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.